Rock n' roll couldn’t save my immoral soul.

Ellen: Are they aware of what you do for a living? Are they impressed their dad’s a star?

Timothy: You know, I wish someone would get that across to them. It defeats the purpose to try to explain to them how cool I am. I know enough by playing a cool character on TV, that that character on TV never takes time out to say, “Listen, let me explain to you how cool I am.” Right? That defeats the whole purpose. (x)

thingsunkept said: you changed your major again?

No, I just tell people that because I like being judged. -_-

If you would have told me in June or July I was going to the World Series, I would have punched you in the face.
— Marco Scutaro (via doingitthelavarnway)

ravenbow:

chazzam:

thallydraper:

TWO SNAPS UP FOR OBAMA

Oh my god this is actually my president.  

Please let him stay that way.

he’s so SNARKY

Deadpool, ladies and gentlemen.

findtheswagger:

This guy with the beard looks familiar.

findtheswagger:

This guy with the beard looks familiar.

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