I lead an Edward Norton and David Fincher appreciation life.
Proud member of P-Company.

Currently reading: A Band of Misfits: Tales of the 2010 San Francisco Giants

Slytherin. Leo. Douchebag.
Spirit animal: Steven Hyde
I pitched and won both games of a doubleheader once pitching underhand. I think I could have pitched a doubleheader overhand, too. I don’t think it would be that hard. Nowadays, the men can’t do it, but hell, they can’t do nothin’.
- Dorothy “Dotti” Collins -